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| Time: | 4:51 pm. |
| Mood: | crestfallen, nauseated, sad. |
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I want a bachelor's degree in being made of macaroni noodles.
NOW, YOU FUCKING CROCODILE.
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Monday, February 27th, 2006
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Thursday, August 26th, 2004
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When I'm seventy years old, I hope I'll have something much better to say than Father Time stole my hourglass figure.©
(^LAME)
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Toxicity in the body, particularly as commonly found in the colon, can contribute to a multitude of health problems. (Even depression, oh & etcetera & etcetera!)
A healthy digestive & excretory system is essential.
When the body is toxic, the cells cannot receive nutrients from the blood because the interstitial fluid surrounding the cells is plugged-up with wastes from sluggish lymphatics. This internal poisoning also causes mental depression and morbid thoughts. It's a vicious cycle--one condition feeding the other like a dog chasing its tail. Most people, instead of cleaning out their colons use incense, air fresheners, underarm deodorants, foot powder, mouthwash, toothpaste, breath fresheners, perfumed sprays and colognes to cover up their body odor because they are filled with impacted fecal matter. If the colon doesn't get cleansed, the other organs can't cleanse their waste. If a person can't get the bowels cleaned out, even if they clean the plaque out of the arteries--it's going to go back into the body. They'll just re-absorb it. Unless they clean out the colon, they will never regain vibrant health.
Whee!
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Wednesday, June 23rd, 2004
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Some speculation that the development of intelligence in our early ancestors was related to their hands
... and in particular - the "subsequent" consumption of bone marrow and brain meat.
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Friday, October 31st, 2003
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How many varities of the real thing have I been?
Always coca cola, I guess.
I am a REGISTERED trademark
...like that really means anything.
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Thursday, October 30th, 2003
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Monday, October 27th, 2003
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| Time: | 5:07 pm. |
| Music: | The Ramones. |
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• jacuzzi
• sex
• punk rock
• sushi
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Aww! I'm going to miss this...
Break out the super-soakers and bring an umbrella for the showers of blood! Shadow Circus Creature Theatre, San Francisco’s most belligerent, offensive and DESTRUCTIVE puppetry troupe entertain you with a TWO-PART Halloween show at the B-space of Studio Z. Captain Boogity and Overlord Hatchet are having a rotten Halloween. They’re just too old to be out Trick-Or-Treating, even if they are scaly reptiles from the dungeon dimensions. But with a little o’ that old pagan magick from the Spirit of the Trees, all their woes are solved! Now Hatchet and Boogity are babies again – running around in diapers and having the time of their lives. Meanwhile, raver geek Wesley tries to summon the Great Pumpkin, and instead raises the almighty powers of SATAN! Satan says there’s only one way he’ll release Wesley from his clutches and imminent hellfire. Wesley has to sacrifice two babies. But where’s Wesley going to find two babies? Uh-oh. “…[Creator] Haaz-Baroque’s characters have much more depth than [Peter] Jackson’s could have ever hoped to achieve.” -SF Weekly Shadow Circus Creature Theatre performs 29th and 30th (a two-part show – catch both nights!) at Studio Z 314 11th St. (in the B Space). Performing with them is Galaxxy Chamber (who also perform a third show on Halloween) and Lucid on the 30th. Admission is $5. Note: this is technically an All Ages event. However, parents may object to their children seeing a giant Satan puppet ass -raping another puppet with an eleven-inch strap-on amidst a river of fake blood. Just warning you. Not that I’m questioning your parenting skills, of course.
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Thursday, October 23rd, 2003
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| Time: | 7:15 pm. |
| Music: | Depeche Mode - "Stripped". |
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enzymes enzymes rah rah rah
(They don't just potentially help skin, though. Enzymatic processes are more or less the basis of all life.)
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Thursday, October 16th, 2003
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Saturday, October 4th, 2003
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Welding! yay!
Finally I can make monsters and robots with metal. "SAFELY"
Thus I will be lots less likely to burn half my face off, which believe you me, is a problem when dealing with molten things that shoot off sparks!
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Saturday, September 20th, 2003
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Wednesday, September 3rd, 2003
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| Time: | 9:29 pm. |
| Music: | Sneaker Pimps - "Spin Spin Sugar" Orbital mix. |
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Sometimes it seems like it's all about the substance, but the substance is just a face over the anything. and nothing is nothing. and everything is everything. and is is.
It seems simple sometimes, the simplest the best, perhaps. but there was never anything wrong with anything. To keep that mindfully emptied of attachment to the negative. when it's all about health and happiness and growing and more and more instead of less and less.
it's easier, ultimately, to be rather than to stop. but. within patterns there can be a kind of inertia. if you don't remember to occasionally...
EXPLODE
how~ever
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| Time: | 9:50 pm. |
| Mood: |  content. |
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Today a woman with giant swinging breasts flashed me a peace sign as she jogged by.
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Wednesday, May 14th, 2003
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Apparently this sort of thing happens in bathroom stalls in New Mexico
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